Or at least, we’re fairly sure the beta’s nearly jacked up and good to go – if a Blizzard email sent out to a number of press outlets is any indication.

It’s true . If you missed out on Blizzcon ’08 or hawked your beta code because you (wisely) anticipated that Blizzard might pull something like this, now’s your chance to register for StarCraft II’s upcoming beta test. “The StarCraft II beta-test period is coming in the months ahead! If you’d …

And now, a letter from the future, courtesy of older Nathan Grayson’s toaster/time machine combo:   “URGENT WARNING: SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU RUN OUT OF PEOPLE, GET MARRIED AND MAKE MORE. Hello there… oh, hold one second…. Right then, where were we? Oh, …